i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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