Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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