I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize