Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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