sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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