Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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