I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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