If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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