your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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