Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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