Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Come share oat with me in your robe
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
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