oh god the rape fog is back!
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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