Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I need to sanitize my soul.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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