Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
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