apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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