Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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