I want you more than these girls want KFC
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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