Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
