You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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