I'm really into asian looking animals
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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