I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
