Are we in a gay sports bar?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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