It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I need to calm my uterus...
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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