ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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