just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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