it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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