I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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