I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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