You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I think people are normalizing furries
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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