Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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