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you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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