Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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