did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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