i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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