What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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