: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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