You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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