Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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