Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
operation harelip BJ is a go
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
is it fun? or sober?
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