You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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