it glows. i had to have it.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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