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(931): View more from Tennessee

dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.

(803): View more from South Carolina

kinda like you and your friends.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers

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(631): View more from New York

So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family

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I'm a family man but I have priorities

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(505): View more from New Mexico

She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there

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