We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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