READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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