the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just had sex bonerless
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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