The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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