why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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