I'd wear matching sweaters with you
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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