you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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