If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My sheets look like a crime scene.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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