pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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