That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm at about main and main street
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
