ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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