just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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