What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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